Banana Nut

OK, so I'm a little late on the posting. Let's rewind a bit. So TWO weeks ago, we welcomed Banana Nut to our club. We all predicted that it would taste like banana nut bread, which we were pretty much right. The first round Ice Cream Clubbers seemed to appreciate the flavor a little more than the second rounders. No one seemed to just absolutely adore it, but no one really screamed with disgust after their first taste. In MY opinion, it was ok. Not good, not bad, but ok. I took a small bowlful at the beginning with the first rounders because Sarah and Crystal were pressuring me. After ONE taste, I totally figured out Blue Bell's secret recipe to Banana Nut ice cream.

This is what they did to create Banana Nut. They bought truck loads of the cereal Banana Nut Crunch. They captured Brenham ISD school buses full of children and locked them in the Blue Bell Factory Dungeon. The Dungeon is where they housed the truck loads of Banana Nut Crunch cereal. The children were only fed Banana Nut Crunch for a full year. The school children had a bowl at each meal, filled with milk and cereal, but they were ONLY allowed to eat the cereal. People dressed in cow suits, mysteriously stole the leftover milk away after they consumed all cereal. This happened meal after meal. The milk stained with the Banana Nut Crunch cereal flavor, was frozen to make Banana Nut ice cream. After a year of this cereal torture, the children were released in a Brenham farm field. They were brainwashed to believe that they had spent the past year at Camp Nowhere, a fun filled camp with a large supply of Nerf toys, computer games, fireworks, and big screen TV's. The End.

It's bananas B-A-N-A-N-A-S,
Lindsey